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Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? The Batmobile only seats one, you'll have to take the bike Boy Wonder.

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Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

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Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

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As little Timmy crossed the finish line his heart raced with excitement he had just won the big race. Later he and his family went home to celebrate they had pizza and chips and soft drinks. Then they played scrabble and watched spiderman 2. After that Timmy went to sleep. When his parents found him that morning they mourned and mourned because their hero little Timmy was still asleep.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because you didn't fuking cook to -.-

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Q; Why to did the chef jump off of a cliff wearing an Elmo suit? A; Because he felt like it. It;s a free country

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Q: How many years does it take for a deer to grow into a moose? A: 7

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You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

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A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

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What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

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What's green and has wheels? PAIN!!! I lied about the green and the wheels.

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Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

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Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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