- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill yourself You jump of a cliff

What do you get when you cross a Mexican, a black guy and an octopus? I don't know but I don't like it.

Why did the womens basketball team beat the mens? the men were locked in a refrigerator

Roses are red,nuts are brown,skirts go up,pants go down,body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in,the longer its in, the stronger it gets,it goes in dry, comes out wet, its comes out dripping and starts to sag Its not what you think its a...Teabag

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "How's it going?" The man replies, "Bless you." The man walks out of the bar, as his peers realize he was honest when he told them a week earlier that he had autism.

I baked you a pie! Oh boy! What flavor? Apple.

Johnny Manziel is the best quarterback ever (this isn't a joke only a true statement)(this is a remake of a previous joke)

"Penis, penis, penis..." says Chase. That is all he likes and he fondles horse testes.

What is an Anti-Joke? This is.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is your mom

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A Holocaust survivor.

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

knock! knock! whos there? doctor doctor who? no Doctor Brown, you have cancer

Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I am a dog

Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

Why couldn't little Sally talk? Someone stapled her tongue to wall.

Womens rights.

What rhymes with popscicle and weighs at least 300 pounds? Your mom. I lied about the popsicle.

Whats worse than finding a bad anti-joke on this website? Dieing of Genital Warts

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

How do you punish an electrician? Kill his family.

why did the onion fall out of the bag? ...there was a hole in the bag so the onion fell out

Joanna walks up to a random house, knocks on the door,"Is this where the party's at?!"

what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

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