How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

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whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

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Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

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What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

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Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

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why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? Yo bike!

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A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

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when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

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What do you call something that has two legs, arms and is bloody all over? My ex's new boyfriend.

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You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

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There are two hippopotamus' in a pond cooling off from the hot day. One is named Nathaniel IV and the other Timothy. Timothy asks Nathaniel, "Nathaniel, what day is it today?" Nathaniel then replies," I believe it is Tuesday." Timothy is taken back then replies," How odd. I could've sworn it was Wednesday."

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what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

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a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

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What do you call Americas first black president? A change.

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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my namew is jd

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

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12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

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bitches be crafty.

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fruit salad?

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What is brown and sticky? Poop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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