- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

Q: What do you call a black preist? A: Father

Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

Q: What did the dumb blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios? A: Look! Donut seeds!

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

What did the german get for christmas? an Easy-Bake oven and a G.I. Jew

What's faster than a black man running with your tv His brother with your XBOX

Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

There once was a man from berlin He knocked on a door to go in He got such a fright When the house did ignite That he never went knocking again

Roses are red, violets are blue, the face like yours belongs to the zoo. Please don't be sad, 'cos I'll be there too.. Not in the cage but laughing at you!

What does a joke and an anti-joke have in common? Nothing, since "anti-" refers to the opposite of the word that it is modifying.

"your momma's so fat that she died in her sleep last night," said the doctor. "There was nothing we could do."

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly 10 consecutive times in the head with a knife.

Q. how did the blond get a college degree in medicine? A. she studied hard and aced her final exam.

Why was the man crying? Because he was punched in the stomach.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Nothing because saying a fish can talk is like saying Obama is a good president.

A blonde walks into a bar and orders a drink. The end.

There are two types of people in the world: humans

Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm asking, really... ..come on, someone has to know...

Why was the accountant sad? He just watched his wife have consensual sex with another man.

all muslims get the fuck out of britain you fucks

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