Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

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What do you call a black man that robs a bank? A bank robber

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im black

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A women president

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Kelly Clarkson

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Thank you for booking with Anti-Joke Travel Agency. Here is your trip itinerary: 1. Your toilet

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What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

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What did the milk say to the oatmeal? I came from a cow nipple.

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why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

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What is big, white, and hurts when it falls from the sky? A FRIDGE

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Michael Brown

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What do you call Americas first black president? A change.

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Johan showering. . . AWK

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Every 20 seconds, a child in africa starves to death... Every 30 seconds, an obese american teen stuffs their face with McDonalds

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whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

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how now brown cow. WTF.

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Woman rights.

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What do you call something that has two legs, arms and is bloody all over? My ex's new boyfriend.

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guys ive got a TANK under my house a septic tank

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Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

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why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken -written by sion dafydd jones, uk

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A man walks into a bar. He backs up, unwraps it, and enjoys its chocolatey deliciousness.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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