Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

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i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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When life gives you lemon squeeze it in someone's face

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3

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Why did I have sex with your mom? Because she was a beautiful individual with a fine taste in the classical arts. She also offered me a ride to her place for a delicious 3 course meal. Afterwards our romance blossomed and we decided to have sexual intercourse to show our mutual appreciation for each other.

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A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

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How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

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Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

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Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

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Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

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OK, so there's this blonde driving down the road in her brand new, candy-apple red, $125,000 Lamborghini. She's cruisin' about 95, radio blaring, having a great time. She comes up on this trucker who is carrying a double-wide home and is taking up both lanes. To her disliking, he is only going about 45. To get the point across that she wants to get past, she decides to tailgate him. So, she gets to within a foot of his rear bumper. The trucker looks back and sees her on his ass, and motions for her to get off of it, but to her it looks like a wave and she waves back. Since her first attempt was futile, she decided to get a little closer and begin flashing her headlights, hopefully making herself more visible in the process. Once again the trucker sees her on his ass, and this time motions for her to pull over to the side of the road. The trucker steps out of his vehicle with a chunk of chalk and draws a circle three feet in diameter in the middle of the road. He instructs her not to move until he tells her to. Naive as she was, she agrees to it and steps inside it. The trucker goes back to his truck and pulls out a 50-ounce Louisville Slugger. He walks over to the Lamborghini and beats it, and beats it, and beats it again. When he is done, all that is left is a brand new, candy-apple red, $125,000 pile of metal. Satisfied, he throws the bat in his truck and walks over to the blonde. When he gets there, to his astonishment, she is rolling around on the street laughing hysterically. He asks her, "Why are you laughing? I just beat the crap out of your car!!" She is laughing too hard to respond, but between giggles he can make out, "While you weren't looking I stepped out of the circle."

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What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

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What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

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Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

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What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

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U ALL LIAK DIK

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it.

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