so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

Whats worse than an old guy? An old woman!

A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

What do get when you cross a lion and tiger? A liger. This hybrid mammal, only observed in captivity, is the largest of all known felines and is thought to be sterile.

Jim and Dave walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll it be?" Dave is black.

A blonde and a brunette both starred in a TV show.. It was called Beavis and Butthead.

Yo momma's so fat that when she went to Seaworld and a whale saw her, looked away, and continued on with its daily life.

Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

Q: What happened when Bob the Super-mega-ultra man, in his hurry to return an item that was objectively proven to be hazardous to physically normal people, banged his head very hard against a wall of a random building that was located on his route of travel? A: He recieved a concussion and had to coalesce in bed for a long time in order to return back to his regular style of living. Bob was merely a nominal 'Super-mega-ultra' man. He gets hurt practically as easily as anyone else.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had a seizure.

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What kind of jokes to dairy farmers tell? Corny jokes.

Wow, that was a long opinion for someone that does supposedly not watch Hentai, hey, if you like hentai thats cool, I was about your age when I got really tired of watching sex drawn or not and just you know, went for it real life as they say nowadays. I just happen to like your eyes, I mean you do not like them, but avoid mirrors and I will be the one looking at them. Chobits, yeah, I watched that a looong time ago, then deathnote, and then nothing because I got too old for that stuff, Oh wait, gungrave, that I also watched.

how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

Why don't chicken wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their face

up your butt with a cocunut up butt cocunut

When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

Q: WHY DID GOD MAKE ASIANS? A: NO FREIKEN IDEA

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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