doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

An asian without a future.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

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A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

Roses are red, Muslims are brown, When I see them swimming, I hope that they drown!

Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

Straight men can be bronies.

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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