When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

Why cant penguins fly? because they cant

a dyslexic man came on this website thinking it was made by his aunt Tina keoj he was sadly mistaken. it was just a bunch of jokes about dyslexic men going into bars

Where do black jews go? The back of the oven

knock knock ... no one was in

if x marks the spot, what does y do? y does the laundry.

Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

The internet is the most terrible fucking place in existence.

why do elephants drink so much? to try to forget.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo Boo hoo? Boo hoo your parents are dead.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

Q:Why do people not live forever? A: Because they die dumbass.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

A. Hey.. B. Hi

Chuck Norris walks into a bank. There is a long line to get to the teller. Chuck Norris waits patiently in line.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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