um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

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dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

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Cancer.

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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A man walks into a bar.....OW!

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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Sure, I like all kinds of Juice. -Apple Jews -Grape Jews -Orange Jews The list goes on,,,

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A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

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Zach Barlow

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

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What has one eye but cannot see? A brick with an eye drawn on it

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Why did the Mexican put away the Marijuana? Because he was a Police Officer

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There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

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The women if the wnba are good at basketball

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What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

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Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

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Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

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Win and Beau have no friends

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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What's really weird? It's you Greg!

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Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

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TJE ELIAS, LÄGET?

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