Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

Miley Cyrus is Twerk Queen

Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

if life gives you lemonnde your probally halusinating

Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

How do you do you cure cancer? Very carefully.

why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

George Bush does not care about black people.

A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

An asian without a future.

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If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

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