- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A nugget

A man walks into a bar, and has to go to the hospital because he broke his nose.

Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

who is awesome? no one...

this kid named terry was sitting in computer class then he got punched in the face

Why didn't the cheese buy a house plant? Cheese is nonliving and therefore cannot earn money, thus preventing cheese from buying houseplants.

What did my dad say when i knocked over the christmas tree? nothing, my father is dead

A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

A white guy, a black guy, and a Spanish guy jump off of a building. Due to acceleration of gravity, they hit the ground at a fast speed and die.

what smelss like crap.... CRAP dose DUH

What's worse than finding a worm in Your apple?? A pile of dead babies

Yo mamma is so old that she died.

If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

What did the deaf person say to the comedian? ... ... ... ... I'm sorry, did you say something?

Customer: "I can't turn my computer on." Phone support: "Do you have power?" Customer: "Yes." Phone support: "Do you have fingers?" Customer: "No."

Why did the dodo cross the road Dodos are extinct so therefor they are unable to

Roses are red violets are blue I would test our new water bed so be carefull with your helled shoe!

What's black and hangs from tree's? A suicidal black man.

What did the prostitute say to the nun? It's nice to see you again, Sister.

roses are red violets are blue you might think i can write poems but, bit i really really can't

How do you make someone cry Take all of their belongings

Knock knock Who's there Santa who santa hates you and that is why you got nothing for Christmastime

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

A friend of yours tells you his version of The Aristocrats. You just wasted about 5-20 minutes of your life.

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