- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Why did 12 people die when they went to see The Dark Knight Rises movie premiere? Because they were shot and bled profusely resulting in quick, painful death.

What is the best place to get watermelons and fried chicken? A Watermelon grove and a popeyes and/or KFC

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

How do you kill a mocking bird? You throw an axe at it.

What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

What did the man with cancer do? Die

Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

I never asked for this.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. It was a dead monkey.

Roses are red voilets are blue,you are gay so fuck you,!

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