- Anti Joke

A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

Three bars walk into a Jew.

Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

why was 6 afraid of 7? He's not.

Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

What's worse than dropping your ice cream cone? Man's inhumanity to man.

What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can