- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men walk into a bar. Neither of them saw it coming

I went river dancing once. I fell in

You know what really grinds my gears? Shifting into "park" before my car's fully stopped.

So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar... Every morning, and stays until it closes... [credit gilbert gottfried]

a man walks into a bar....... thats it.

whats the best thing about polio...death

Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

Your mama's teeth are so yellow... She should think about scheduling an appointment at a local dentist's office.

What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

A dyslexic boy is writing an essay. Luckily, his disease is mild and he does not misspell anything.

Why did the golfer wear two pair of trousers? Because he's a wanker

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Drunk irish man

Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Get a ladder and help her down.

this is gay

I like my women like I like my coffee, I don't like coffee.

Why did sally fall of the swing? SHE HAD NO ARMS!

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