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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

MILEY CYRUS: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME! ME: O GOD CALLED HE SAID YOUR A HOE TO

Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

The women if the wnba are good at basketball

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

So in Jimmy's school if u are misbehaving u are asked to get out of the room. Jimmy was in science, and he was throwing paper a bunch. Then his science teacher says, "Jimmy, do u wanna go out?" Jimmy replies "No thanks, I'm 14 and i have a girlfriend." That's how Jimmy got detention.

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

An Irishman walks out of a bar...

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

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