Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

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Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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A duck walk into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender hands him a glass and the duck drinks it. After finishing his drink he ruminates about how drowning his misery with booze won't solve a thing in his life. He decided he'll call his ex-wife and apologize and goes back home.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

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wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

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Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

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Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

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Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

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Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

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What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

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Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

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Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

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have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

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What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Male penises.

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Whats the square root of x^2? Variables cant be gay

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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