- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

What did God say to Noah? "Hi."

Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

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Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

what is 6 + 8 a math equation

Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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