- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sally break her arm? A piano fell on her

What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? My d**k.

helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The white man comes from European descent and the black man comes from an African descent. This leads to the difference in their skin color.

what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

Watch your lips.

Why did the child laugh at the anti-joke? Because it was funny

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

There are 3 types of people in this world, those who can count to potato and those who can't.

Whats better than winning a Paralympic Gold Medal? Having Legs.

What's yellow and highly dangerous? Shark-infested banana pudding.

What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

How to do you kill a blonde? Various methods, most effective of which is firing squad

How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

Shotest joke ever... Your dick.

why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to....

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