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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two 50 year old men walk into eachother on the street. one was born in a hobo shack and another was born in a mansion. what did the rich one say to the poor one? Hi, whats your name?

What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

I had sex. Just kidding.

How many cows say moo? All of them

why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you

How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

asian, do math

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

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