How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

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Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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A Girl Who was very close to er grandmother got a text from her mom who was very new to texting, she thought lol meant "Lots Of Love" wel it turns out the Girl's Grandmother Passed away Sunday Morning And the Mom sent the text to the girl saying " Your Grandmother Got hit by a truck and died lol" the Girl Killed Herself that night becasue Of her mom, LESSON LEARNED< LEARN HOW TO TEXT.

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Why did Jimmy go to the doctor? He had just been hit by a semi truck and his legs were severed. He died later that night.

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What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

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why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

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Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

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A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

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Q:What did the hillbilly say when he lost his tractor? A: Where is my tractor

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What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

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THE GAME

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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19th amendment

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Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

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roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

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What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

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What do you call 6 dead people on your front lawn? A mass murder

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Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

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Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

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Women have the right to vote.

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Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

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Anti Joke

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