What's the difference between Micheal Phelps and Adolf Hitler. Michael Phelps is an Olympic swimmer who has won many gold medals in the 2008 Olympics in swimming races and is considered to be one of the greatest swimmers ever. Adolf Hitler was a terrible man who was the leader of the Nazi party during the World Wars. He ordered to kill eight million Jews, causing what is called the Holocaust. He is considered one of the worst men in human history. Other immature people would say Micheal Phelps can finish races.

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Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

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What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

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i did your mom......a favor. by making you......... a sandwhich. i rubbed her pussy.........cat. she saw my dick.........tionary. I slapped her ass...........what i did.

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

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. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

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Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

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How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

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A Jewish man walked into a.............................................................................................................................................. ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................car

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

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Why don't chicken wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their face

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You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

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What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

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How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand: QUACK!

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Why should you be concerned when you see a mexican riding a bike? because he probably wasnt wearing a helmet

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What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

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Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he obviously had to attend to his planned schedule which involved a meeting which was to take place on the opposite side of the road.

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whats red and and smells like blue paint red paint

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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