What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

your mother hates you

A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

your mom is so blind she cant read.

Horton Hears... Rape and violence and doesn't do anything about it.

What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

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Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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