- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Little Tommie is dead In a body bag Going to the dumpster Behind my house

What is the worst part about being a blonde? Random green painted strangers throw forks at you claiming it will confuse you, because they got it off of an anti joke website!

Two men and a woman jump out of a plane. They forgot their parachutes and all died.

What do Jews suck? Because they lie, steal money, and start wars.

What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

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Why was the 45 year old man crying? He shit his pants.

A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

How do you get a dog off of your roof? Shoot it.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

knock knock Who's there? Gorilla Gorilla who? Gorillas don't hoot, owls hoot

Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because you didn't fuking cook to -.-

Why did the chicken cross the road? "THE chicken" indicates a definite article, you really would have to specify which chicken you're talking about so i can identify whether i was there at the given moment that the chicken tried to cross the road and to ask it his reason for attempting it.

Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

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