Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a schitzu? A half breed prone to allergies and breathing problems.

Q. why was Martin Luther King assassinated? A. he wasn't his son was

Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

What do you call a black man? Jamal

Knock knock. Nobody answers because the homeowner was out of the house at the time.

Q: What did the nomad get for christmas? A: Most likely nothing because he lives in the middle of nowhere where no stores exist. If anything, he got a sandstorm.

What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

There are four dead people on a boat. They commit suicide. Why did they commit suicide. To get to the other side!

Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

A horse cantered into a bar.

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

Why did the mass murderer abandon his killing spree? He found out it was illegal.

bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

I tell an anti joke!.

why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? *gunshot*

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