A blind man walks into a bar

Why could the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

what happened to the man with no arms or legs when he was pushed down a hill? nobody knows he is still going ........................................................................

Women's sports

What happened to boy who fell down the stairs? He died. What happened to the girl who fell down the same stairs? The boy who fell down the stairs hit her down the stairs too and they both died What happened to the man fell down these very same stairs? He got peer pressure and committed suicide.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released into a nearby park.

What is White over Black? Society.

A genie came out of a lamp explain?

The internet is the most terrible fucking place in existence.

Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

A: Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights B: Wanna hear another joke? Your sexist beliefs are why your single...

Why'd humpty dumpy fall of the wall? Someone threw a fridge at him

Why was the little boy late to church? He was getting raped by the priest. ....the priest was late too.

What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

Wanna know a funny word? Pickle-weasel.

knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

Why did the child die? Natural causes.

save water shower with friends

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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