- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar.... Animal control is swiftly called and the duck is relocated to a nearby park.

So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

An Ethiopian field worker goes into work one day and finds out he was fired. Agriculture in Ethiopia is bad because it doesn't rain much.

What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

Why did the man not make any change at his job? Because he is Barack Obama.

Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

Your time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

Cold camel scrotum.

There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

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