What's black and blue and hates sex? The 8 year old in my trunk

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Why did spongebob eat Patrick Because he was hungry

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What's brown and sticky? The british econonic system from 2 May 1997 to 27 June 2007.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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What do you call a man that goes to work every day to provide for his family? A spoon

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your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

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Hello Braydon

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

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What sounds really bad? An accordion.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's dead

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"Hello?" "Is your refrigerator running??" "Yes..." "Oh. Well then have a nice day."

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is your refrigerator running? yeah oh, ok. just making sure your food doesn't spoil

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One day, on a train. 30 white, violently, racist people where crowding a black man minding his own business. An asian person walked through and was kicked, stabbed and stomped on until he died.

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As Vanilla Ice once said, "If there's a problem ill resolve it."

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Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

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If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Q: what is the difference between a baby stroller and a black man. A: I don't try and hit black men when they cross the street.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

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Do the Helen Keller... become mute, deaf, and blind.

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Why did the man burn all the children? He was a psychopath.

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing. He's been dead for over three years.

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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