Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

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What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

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A marine biologist is captured by a group of violent pirates. After hours of being tortured, the pirates make him walk the plank. As he is pushed on to the plank, they ask him for his one last request. He responds "Kill yourselves." The pirates proceed to stab themselves until they bleed out and the marine biologist is the last man on the boat.

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Q: What do you get when you cross Marvel and Capcom? A: Marvel vs. Capcom.

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Barack Obama

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm colorblind

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whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

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What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

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A-B-C-D-E-F-G-R-U-D-T-F With me

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How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

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why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

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What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

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what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

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- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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