Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

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What did the priest say to the nun? ... I don't know, I wasn't there.

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What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

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What do you call something that has two legs, arms and is bloody all over? My ex's new boyfriend.

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Whats the difference between a raisin and a old lady? One is alive, i think.

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Cold camel scrotum.

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A doctor, a farmer, and a blonde walk into a bar. The doctor orders red wine because he knows it's good for the heart. The farmer orders a Piña Colada because he likes fruit. The two men wait eagerly to what the blonde is about to order. The blonde opens her purse and says "Damn it, I can't find my credit card." Suddenly, a handsome young gentleman walks up to her says "Don't worry miss, I'll buy a drink for you. What are you having?" The blonde looks up and says "Don't worry? I just lost my credit card!" In a fit a of anger, the blonde storms out the bar and doesn't order anything.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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Jason Connor.

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An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

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why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

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What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

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What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

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what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

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What's the difference between an alcoholic and a drug dealer? An alcoholic is an extremely corrupted, and unhealthy living person. Though so is a drug dealer... They are both very harmful situations in many ways.

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Every 20 seconds, a child in africa starves to death... Every 30 seconds, an obese american teen stuffs their face with McDonalds

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Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

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What do you call a clock with no hands? Broken.

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You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

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Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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