Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

Muslim athletes.

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

A socialist, a Muslim, and an illegal immigrant walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for you Mr.President

whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

Why i'm breathing? I don't want die.

whats worse than forgetting to buy cinnamon toast crunch at the grocery store? Getting beat to death with a gallon of rotten milk...

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

What is scary? Obama might get reelected.

Why Did the Drug dealer die He Got Hit by a buss

when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

I've got a dig bick

There once was a girl named sally with no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

american government

A Jew walks into a Furness

Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

Three men walk into a bar. Neither of them saw it coming

Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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