A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

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Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

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Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

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Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

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If a tree falls, and nobody is around to hear it, does it still make a sound? No. While the falling tree surely creates mechanical oscillations in the air, sound is defined as the mechanical oscillations in the air perceived by humans. Therefore, since no humans were around to hear the tree fall, it did not create a sound.

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Hey I had a wet and dirty dream about you last night. Really? What happened? You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. .......

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Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

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Q: What's the deal with air line food? A: An airline meal or in-flight meal is a meal served to passengers on board a commercial airliner. These meals are prepared by airline catering services. The first kitchens preparing meals in-flight were established by United Airlines in 1936. These meals vary widely in quality and quantity across different airline companies and classes of travel. They range from a simple beverage in short-haul economy class to a seven-course gourmet meal in long-haul first class.

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A man walks into a bar.....OW!

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Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm colorblind

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minecraft

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What did the fish say? Moo

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Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

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lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

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A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

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Why did he die? He was sick.

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1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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Listen Nero, lol "listen", anyway, you seem pretty quick to take the blame for my mistakes here, I mean sigh... ...I would never send anyone to harass anyone, but then again I should never allowed them to join in the first place, how bad is that eye doing by the way? I am deeply sorry, I never meant for anything like this to happen. I am eating as I write, I mean I am still scared, I would not blame you if you still keep burning anger towards me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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