Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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7am, waking up in the morning Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal Seein’ everything, the time is goin’ Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s rushin’ Gotta get down to the bus stop Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends) Kickin’ in the front seat Sittin’ in the back seat Gotta make my mind up Which seat can I take? It’s Friday, Friday Gotta get down on Friday REBECCA BLACK FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why don't chicken wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their face

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Your mom is intimately familiar with many mens' penis due to her many years as a successful urologist.

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Why couldn't the baby boy read the book? He had eye cancer and was therefore blind.

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Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

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A Guy walks into a Bar, has a good time and leaves

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He was on his way home from work and saw some youths loitering on the street corner and thought it best to avoid them and therefore any possible confrontation. He would also appreciate it if you would call him something along the lines of Bravery impaired instead of a chicken as he finds it offensive and doesn't fully understand the avian reference to his lack of confidence.

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How come Emmet Till never attended college? Because he was brutally murdered.

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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a boy says hi.The girl says bye. The boy starts to cry.

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Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

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how do you make a baby cry kick it off a cliff

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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there are rumors about monkeys liking bananas but that is a common misconception because if you take bananas divided by elephant times chalkboards you find that they like 0.9 lead from pencils that is aged from 1927

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a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. *gasp* what a weird dream.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What do you call a man that goes to work every day to provide for his family? A spoon

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Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A nugget

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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