- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Win and Beau have no friends

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

...NO.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

I saw a chameleon. Then it died

liam buchan is gay !

What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

A cow was very inconveniently standing in the middle of a golf course. An alligator dragged the cow into a swamp. The cow dies

A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

A homosexual black man and a 13 year old child are in the shower at the local gym. The black man says to the boy "you dropped your soap, why don't you pick it up?" The boy promptly thanks the black man, picks up his soap and continues to shower.

What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A treadmill... did I mention he was kinda fat?

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