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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

What is different between a pile of dead infants and a red ferrari? Being the victim of a mass murder.

Why did the child laugh at the anti-joke? Because it was funny

What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

The answer: He is dead! (read it throughout so you cant go wrong) Question: So why cant a man in Italia marry his widows sister? Moral: Had yet to read one like this one...

Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

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What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

A child rides by his mother on his bicycle and says "Look Mom, no hands!" The child doesn't come back, and night falls but he has yet to come home. His mother calls the police and a search begins 2 days later. He is never found is presumed dead.

who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

I was walking through the woods the other day when I heard a rustle in the bushes... So I went over and said, "Russell, What are you doing in the bushes?"

What do you call a group of jews hiding in an attic? Well, this sounds very similar to the events during World War II in which Anne Frank and various jewish refugees hid from the Nazis.

What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

My phone rang. So I answered it.

Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

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