- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

What's worse than a needle in a hay stack? A needle in a stack of drug addicts.

what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

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If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

Women's sports.

a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

what is 6 + 8 a math equation

Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

What do the holocaust and 9/11 have in common? They were both terrible tragedies that people will look back upon in sadness for years.

Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

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