3 guys walk into a bar....dont you think one would see it ?

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Whats worse than finding a bad anti-joke on this website? Dieing of Genital Warts

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why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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How do you punish an electrician? Kill his family.

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What's black and white and read all over? A zebra family that was just murdered by African poachers.

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I like pancakes. I like pancakes. We have no pancakes

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I was at the ocean, and I saw a screaming fish. Then it died.

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whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

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What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink, drinks his drink, and leaves.

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why did summer hit the child because the child is jackson

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Paul howley can't drive, phahahaha

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Why did the blonde have the biggest tits in 3rd grade? She's 21

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If the red house is made out of red bricks, the yellow house is made out of yellow bricks, and the blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is the greenhouse made of? Ah, I see what you did there. You are expecting me to follow the sequence based on how each house is made out of bricks the same color as their title. However, I am one step ahead of you and I know that the greenhouse is made out of glass panels. But what if it were made out of green glass panels? Then, I suppose, the sequence could continue naturally yet we still have a problem of units - bricks vs. glass. Quite the dilemma we are facing.

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A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was crudely stapled to another chicken who insisted on doing so.

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Why did the Jew have very bad gas? He had very rough anal sex and air got stuck up his bum

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Why wasn't there a rainbow? It didn't rain.

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How do you burn a lot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had cancer.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

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