What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

im black

whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

On a scale of 1 to drunk how ten are you?

why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What has wings, is bald, and can't fly? A bald eagle. I lied about the part where it can't fly.

I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

How do you kill a 6'5 black man in a dark alley? Stab him 3 times in the appendix with a 12 inch blade.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

Where did the watch-dog take the blind man on Saturday afternoon? Wherever the blind man wanted to go

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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