A black man and a mexican jump from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The mexican. The black man had a rope tied around his neck.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

What is better than a cat? Nothing

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

What did Stephen Hawkins say to President Obama? He didn't his computer did.

Whats worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

What's spongy and smells of treacle? Treacle sponge

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had cancer.

Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

What did the black man do with the piece of bacon? He ate it.

What do you call a politician on fire? A tragic death for the American public..

I'm banging your sister.

How do you burn a lot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

Bill: Whats 2 + 2? Joe: Your mom

What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

Why did sally break her arm? A piano fell on her

A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Penis... Okay...

Why could the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

did you hear about the man who crossed the road? he made it.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

why couldn't the one armed man juggle because it was snowing outside and his one room flat was to small

vagina, hehehehehehehe

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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