Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The white man who called the police and the police officers involved were sued by the family for a large sum of money.

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What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

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where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

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What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

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I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

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Two 50 year old men walk into eachother on the street. one was born in a hobo shack and another was born in a mansion. what did the rich one say to the poor one? Hi, whats your name?

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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IU football

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What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

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what did one tree say to the other? move over

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A muslim walks into a gay bar.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

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why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

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What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

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knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

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You so dumb that you weighed 100 pounds and ate a peanut and weighed 500 pounds!

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