Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here." The second says, "It sure is." Both muffins then faint from heat exhaustion and are eaten to death when taken out of the oven And thus tragically, the world would never know of the spectacular talking muffins.

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Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

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If your flying upstream in a kayak and a wheel flys off, how many pancakes can fit into a dog house? None, because ice-cream is alergic to frogs!

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Joay impistato is a fig

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

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How old is victor? Old

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped

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Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

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What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

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What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

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What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

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What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

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Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

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What did the banana say to the other banana? We're both marshmallows

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Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

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Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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Wade's the father

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A man walks up to a woman in a bar. They hit it off. That night they make wild sex and fall madly in love with each other. They start dating, it's so fantastic. They understand each other on almost every emotional and intellectual level. They have the same humor and they love spending time together. The sex is so great. After a few years, they get married, and they start the rest of their lives together. They have 2 beautiful children and their lives are blossoming. Fast forward 30 years. They are both retired old people, yet still madly in love. They live in their old home, and their lives are very comfortable. Their children have grown up into adults, and are very happy. Fast forward another 10 years, and they now live in an elderly home. They are both in wheelchairs and their health is slowly deteriorating. They die.

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When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

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