- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

Buy one packet of condoms for the price of two packets of condoms, and you will be given a second packet of condoms ABSOLUTLEY FREE!

John: Hey Bill, ORANGE you in the mood to go to a Phillies game? Bill: Yes! So let's make like a banana and raise our potassium levels drastically and leave right away to beat the rush hour traffic.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

knock, knock. come in.

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your house? You could ask a neighbor, or check to see if anything has been missing, or set up a camera. There are actually many ways.

Why did the Mexican put away the Marijuana? Because he was a Police Officer

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

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Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

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