i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

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Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

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a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

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Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

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Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

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why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

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Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

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why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

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-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

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The cow went moo

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why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

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A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

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Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

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An asian without a future.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

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Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

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Hi Shelby!!

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What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

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What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

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Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

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Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

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