Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

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Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

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I have Alzheimer. What?

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Q: What's the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde? A: Whereas intelligent blondes are known to exist, most scientists discount the existence of Bigfoot and consider it to be a combination of folklore, misidentification, and hoax, rather than a living animal, in part because of the large numbers thought necessary to maintain a breeding population.

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What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

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A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead walk into a bar. There is also a woman with black hair standing outside, and the man next to her is bald.

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Who is a knob? ross d

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Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

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If yesterday was friday, today is saturday, what day is it tomorrow? sunday

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Not sure, its just a really rare combination, people tell me stuff like "oh they are really bright brown" like hell they are, I mean sorry but the hell they are. I prefer it the way you say it, they are red, really really red, and you do not say it as if I had something to be ashamed off.

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Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

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I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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An Ethiopian field worker goes into work one day and finds out he was fired. Agriculture in Ethiopia is bad because it doesn't rain much.

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A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

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Why'd humpty dumpy fall of the wall? Someone threw a fridge at him

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bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

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What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

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Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

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You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

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knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

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"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

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Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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