- Anti Joke

What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

If life throws you melons... ouch

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

what happens when 15 babies cross the street? well, some may be hit by cars. others will have to face the harsh life of reality.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

what do you get when you throw a refrigerator at a boy on a bike? a severely injured boy, a lawsuit , a police record and a prison mate

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

Whats the difference between football and basketball? Absolutely everything By darragh Hamilton

Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.