What do you a call a guy on steroids? A Body Builder

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A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

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1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

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- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

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Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

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why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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What do you call a black man? Jamal

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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roses are red i have a phone nobody texts me forever alonee lol

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What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

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What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

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A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

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Little Jimmy has 100 candy bars, and he eats 95 of them. What dies little Jimmy have? Diabetes

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Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

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A. Hey.. B. Hi

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After the haitian revolution, Haiti lived happily ever after, Until god smited them with a devastating natural disaster

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A russian gives away vodka.

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WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

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Why did jack smell smoke in his neighborhood? His house burnt to the ground.

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Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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