A man walks into a bar with a sad-looking face. He orders a strong drink. The bartender asks him "What's wrong? You seem down." The man answers "Well, tough week. My wife was raped and murdered and my son was hit by a bus."

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Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

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When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he didn't have any arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Jimmy was a Potato.

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Proof reading

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Six and seven are numbers, and cannot feel emotions such as fear.

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Q: What did one dog say to the other dog? A: "Bitch!"

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

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Please spell dyslexia.

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I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

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How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

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What do you say to Michael and Justin? The Game

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Q: who's Snow White's brother A: egg white Get the yolk!

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There once was a man from Peru, who dreamed he swallowed his shoe. But it turns out his dream was real, and he died because he could not digest a whole shoe.

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What do Jews suck? Because they lie, steal money, and start wars.

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There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

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Who has downs this joke

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Q. What's louder than one dinosaur? A. A whole bunch of dinosaurs.

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"We have such clean water we drink and do a lot of other stuff with it" The American said. "What other stuff do you do with your clean water" The African Child said. "Well we take showers in and we go to bathroom with it" The American said. "So let me get this straight you even take a Shit in it to" The African Child said.

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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