Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

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What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

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A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

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What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

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Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

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why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

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Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

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Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

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i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

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what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

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What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

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Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

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Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

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Ouch.

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If a tree falls, and nobody is around to hear it, does it still make a sound? No. While the falling tree surely creates mechanical oscillations in the air, sound is defined as the mechanical oscillations in the air perceived by humans. Therefore, since no humans were around to hear the tree fall, it did not create a sound.

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A gay kid and a group of his friends are at the park. Gay: hey can you do a cartwheel? Girl: helllll no! Gay: Are you straight? Girl: Yah? Gay: Im gay and i can do one.

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what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

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There is a cat with a collar animal control takes of the coller and and says who cares it's not Our fault there cat is an outdoor cat the girl who lost her cat was crying all year long spending all her money wishing for her cat back and wishing that there was no such thing as animal control That girl was me and I'm against animal control

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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