what happened to your gran you tell me

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What happened to the Jew with a boner that ran into a wall? He broke his nose.

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Customer: "I can't turn my computer on." Phone support: "Do you have power?" Customer: "Yes." Phone support: "Do you have fingers?" Customer: "No."

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so theres this big moose, and it walks into a convenience store and asks the lady bitch "where are the potatoes?" and she says "ehh, down aisle 5" so he goes down isle five, and there aint no potatoes

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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who is awesome? no one...

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Why was Susan tied up on the railroad tracks? Because she was a blonde and her dad told her it was a roller coaster.

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Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

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What's faster than a black man running with your tv His brother with your XBOX

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What did the german get for christmas? an Easy-Bake oven and a G.I. Jew

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whats worse then the worst thing that happened in your life? nothing.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? Doormat.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, And I'm color blind, So I don't give a shit

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How did the asian find his family? He didn't because they all look the same.

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about the green and the wheels.

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Why did the man go to the toilet with his brother? Because Mario and Luigi had to go down in it.

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What did the Jew say to the other Jew? Found a penny the other day....

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so a dyslexic man sold his soul to Santa

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What did one German man say to the other? Wo ist das Badezimmer?

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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Whats the difference between a dead cat and a woman. The cat had a life.

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