What's white or grey or brown or green or black or yellow or purple ? Could be almost anything, really.

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A teacher notices one of her students clutching a cat. She asks him why. The boy, tearfully, explains that he heard his father tell his mother that he was going to eat her pussy when the kids left for school. The teacher laughs and, the class being 10-11 years old thereby at an age approaching biological curiosity, decides to mix this in with a sex education video she was planning on showing them a few weeks later. She then phones the boy's parents who come to collect the cat while reassuring the boy that it is in no danger. The cat was popular with the boy's classmates and they would often go to visit him as a result. Many years later, just after the boy started attending university, the cat was put to sleep at the age of 13 due to liver cancer. The boy placed a Facebook post in honour of his feline friend, which was spotted by a former classmate of his in a routine search who happened to be attending the same university. They ended up reacquainting and beginning a sexual relationship, which was how the boy lost his virginity and eventually blossomed into a 37-year marriage resulting in three children.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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how did the man get down the stairs? he walked.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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:O + :P = 69

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Do you know what is dead on the carpet ? Your mother

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink, drinks his drink, and leaves.

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why did summer hit the child because the child is jackson

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What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

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What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

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What did Don King do with his new boxers? Put them on with a respectable pair of trousers.

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what happens during a climax apples

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What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

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A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Look at that bitches asss!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

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Derpy Hooves is retarded.

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Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

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Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

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