White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

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What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

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it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

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What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

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What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

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What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

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knock knock

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, oceans and beaches are both not alive, thus incapable of speech and feeling emotions

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A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

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Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

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What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

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Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

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