What did James say when he couldn't find his car? "My name's James".

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After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

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Why didn't the man finish his dinner? His dinner was a wheelchair.

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What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

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Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

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two blondes walk into a bar... to get to the other side

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Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

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why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

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What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

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What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

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Recent US presidents (and their accompanying economy)

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Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

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Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

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What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

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Your mom is intimately familiar with many mens' penis due to her many years as a successful urologist.

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

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W.N.B.A.

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How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Get a ladder and help her down.

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What do you call a Jewish wanna be gangster? Drake

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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