i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "Only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

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What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

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Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

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What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

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What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

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Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

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What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

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A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

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why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

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What's worse than cancer? Death.

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I like to eat people

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well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

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One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

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What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

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Patrick- hey spongebob i thought of something even funnier then 24 Spongebob- What patrick- 25

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Snooki want smoosh smoosh

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

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whats your name? bumder:)

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I ate a pancake for breakfast not

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how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.

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"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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