Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

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roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

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A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

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So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

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what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

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What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

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i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Welcome To Facebook

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What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

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Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

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What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

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Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

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What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

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Knock Knock. Who's there. To. To who. To whom.

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(for comedians) I went to a coffee shop the other day. I ordered a coffee then sat down. Behind me there were two people talking. I didn't eves drop because it's impolite so I drank my coffee and left.

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how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

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McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

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whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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