- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

How many dislikes can this get?

Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

Guess what? Holocaust

Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

Q: Why was the bacteria afraid of the sanitizer? A: Because hand sanitizers are made up of ethyl alcohol, inactive additives such as water, other alcohols and fragrances. Ethyl alcohol is the active ingredient in hand sanitizer and is designed to kill germs.

What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

James: They say attitudes are contagious. Bill: How do you know? James: My whole family caught it and they will all die within 2 weeks.

I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

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