Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

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William Wright. 8 perry street Answer-Gay

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Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

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p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

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i cant think of one.

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What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

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why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

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Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

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What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

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What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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You smell like shit

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How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

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An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

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Nicolas Cage's acting.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? There are certainly innumerable differences, but, in general, humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What did the blind man get for Christmas? Poison.

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What is brown and sticky? Poop

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Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

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What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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