Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

Why the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

Why did I have sex with your mom? Because she was a beautiful individual with a fine taste in the classical arts. She also offered me a ride to her place for a delicious 3 course meal. Afterwards our romance blossomed and we decided to have sexual intercourse to show our mutual appreciation for each other.

Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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