- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fuzzy Whuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Whuzzy has no hair. Fuzzy Whuzzy has Cancer.

What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

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Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

What kind of blue is not heavy? Light blue.

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what do you call a fish with no eyes fsh

How did the blind man eat his soup? With a spoon. Despite no vision, the man could feel the shape of what he was touching.

Kenny died. The Bastards.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night, To find nothing amiss.

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

Watch your lips.

What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

Why do they censor everything on here? Because * * * *.

How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Her boyfriend used a condom left in his pants and then was washed. Making it defective and causing her her to become pregnant.

Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

What happened when the lawyer pissed all over the judge? He was thrown off the case, causing him to go home, rape his wife, and put a bullet into his child's head.

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a dyslexic man came on this website thinking it was made by his aunt Tina keoj he was sadly mistaken. it was just a bunch of jokes about dyslexic men going into bars

look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? who's there Not Sally.

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