Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

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you know whats weird about italians? their italian

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The cow went moo

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A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

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A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

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Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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A little boy started choking on a condom. His father came and was in a great panic. "Please don't leave me. I don't want to lose you!" he cried over and over again. Then his wife came in and said "it's alright darling, there's plenty more in the drawer". "Oh, thank God for that, I thought I lost it there!" dad replied.

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Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

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Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

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Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

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Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

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Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

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Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

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Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

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roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

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Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

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What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

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A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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