- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

Why did Jack got late to his date? Because he was playing Call of Duty and forgot about the time.

What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese

gay marriage.

Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

roses are red facebook is blue no mutual friends who the heck are you

Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

Hey, Max!!

Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

S: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? P: They can chuck wood.

One day i had to piss. I went to the bathroom.

A man finds a lamp on the beach so decides to rub it. Nothing happens.

Why don't chicken wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their face

How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

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I like my women like I like my coffee, I don't like coffee.

yo mama's so fat!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he obviously had to attend to his planned schedule which involved a meeting which was to take place on the opposite side of the road.

Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

whats worse than a dead cat in your apple? a dead baby in your apple.

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