- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

A: What do you call a Jew with only one arm on Christmas? B: An amputee.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

There are three types of people in this world: The stupid. And the ones that can't count.

Q: Why didnt the irishman walk out of the bar? A: He died of severe alchoholism and had a heart attack and died istantly

Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

How to do you kill a blonde? Various methods, most effective of which is firing squad

Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

A man walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, every time I drink coffee, my eye hurts". The Doctor then tells him, "You have an infection called conjunctivitis, also known as pinkeye"

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

What happened when the lawyer pissed all over the judge? He was thrown off the case, causing him to go home, rape his wife, and put a bullet into his child's head.

How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

Why can't santa fit down a chimney? No one can

Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon slam

What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

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