if she is old enough to bleed, she probably wears tampons.

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a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

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Did you hear about the big Polish tragedy? There was a power outage in Poland's busiest shopping mall, People were stuck on the escalators for 4 hours. A woman gave birth in the elevator and died.

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How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Her friends have strongly encouraged her to proactively contact the IRS to see if she can undergo a repayment plan of some sort and obtain governmental assistance for her future filings.

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Why did the cop not arrest the driver? The Driver shot him 2 minutes earlier.

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How did the boy die? Because he got molested and raped by a pedophile!

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what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

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Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause he couldn't afford to pay the gas bill.

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Q.Whats funny about death A.You die

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Why couldn't Timmy ride his tricycle? He was run over by a bus.

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Sarah Palin, George Bush Jr and Glenn Beck are having a massive orgy with an illegal mexican immigrant, a member of the NAACP and an empathetic selfless homosexual democrat...no condoms were used because only felatio and cunilingus was being performed...

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Why did the black man cross the road? He had a job interview precisely 10 minutes after this event occurred.

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What did the unappreciated YTPer say in the comment section of Nyan Cat? "PLEASE CHECK OUT MY YTP'S! I'M BEGGING YOU! YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!! WHY?!!! Q_Q"

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to ask his wife not to leave her clothing around the house.

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Whats the difference between an elephant and a tomato. You put tomatos in a salad.

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Why did the plane crash? -Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

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why did the woman cross the road? to get groceries for making more sandwiches.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they are highly trained astronauts taking part in a multi-year space journey to explore part of the solar system that man has never dreamed to be feasible.

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What has 4 eyes and can't see. Blind siamese twins!

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A Holocaust survivor.

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If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

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A black guy and a few other white guys steal a keg. They then proceed to have an awesome party consisting of extreme inebriation and a massive orgy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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