- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and sticky? Black tar heroin.

An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

A woman goes into the supermarket and buys a single banana, a canned meal for one and some ice cream. While paying for her items, the cashier looks up at her and says "I can tell you're single" "Oh yeah? How'd you know?" The woman asks. "Because you're ugly as fuck." Replies the cashier.

Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they're both dead.

"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

how do you kill a jew? inject him/her with gratuitous amounts of cyanide until they cease to have brain function and a pulse.

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