- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

a mushroom walks in to a little boys party the boy says why are u here mushroom says because im a fun-guy (fungis,fungi)

the cast of the jersey shore

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

What do you call a group of jews hiding in an attic? Well, this sounds very similar to the events during World War II in which Anne Frank and various jewish refugees hid from the Nazis.

Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

Knock, Knock Who's There? (Silence) Wondering who was there, the man opened the door, to find a baby in a basket in front of him.

Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

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