- Anti Joke

A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

three men get stranded on a island and cannibals find them and they say go find 3 fruits and come back. first guy comes back with three apples and they say we will shuve them in your rectum and if you scream we will kill you he screams he dies. second guy comes back with grapes and he laughs before they can start. and in heaven the first guy says why did you laugh and he says there voices are funny.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't change anything.

What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

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A man goes to his doctor and his doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first?" The man says, "The good news." The doctor says, "You were supposed to say the bad news, now you've ruined the joke."

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

Whats the difference between a walnut and a baby ? Ones fun to hit with a hammer and the other is a walnut

What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

how did little johnny die? i killed him

A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

Womens rights.